I'm pretty sure I have jizz on the back of the dress I wore to church. Awesome.
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
note to self: an IV pole is no substitute for a stripper pole. Written it on my ankle cast.
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
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