If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I'm at breakfast still drunk holding a blow up parrot
atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
...I just added shower water to my vodka on ice\n#sendhelp
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
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