bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
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