just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
Ever have the mailman look at you like youre a chronic masterbator. I have.
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
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