Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
Dude I swear I'm scooping human shit out of the litter boxes. What the fuck happened last night?
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
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