If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
I didn't shave. On purpose
Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
You insisted on calling your mixture of Bacardi & powdered milk "a Jamacian Facial."
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
Just heard a girl ask "Wait you're not my boyfriend?!" to a guy wearing the Mickey to her Minnie Mouse on my way home. Made me feel better about myself.
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
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