porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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