how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
I'm sittin in my Hawaiian shorts watching the office eating cold asparagus. wow do I suck when you're not here.
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