scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
It was my birthday today and i decided that i am not checking my notifications on facebook so ill feel popular
Wrong number and your a loser
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
"I wasn't planning on buying a chicken, but I bought it anyway." --some guy on the bus with a chicken
"Yeah, I only have nine toes." --that same guy
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
1) Woke up alone with my bathing suit on inside out spooning an empty bottle of Jack, 2) get the fuck on to my level 3) please pick me up and bring a stuffed pony, some Oreo's and my pride...
Randomize
