I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
I would give up sex for lent, but I think Jesus would understand that I went too long without it to go back now.
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
also bought condoms to give away to people who look like they're about to make a bad halloween decision. I'm like a fairy.
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
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