"it" just moved
After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
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