i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
I like my sex mixed with concussions.
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
You woke up in the middle of the night and told me we won the sweepstakes, the penis sweepstakes.
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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