Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
I have so many feelings about this burrito
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
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