you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
somehow, even strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA can't understand why he'd choose her over me
maybe it's because you talk to strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
Stop whining I left you with whiskey
YOU LEFT ME WITH WHISKEY ALONE IN A CABIN IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE I AM GOING TO DIE.
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
Randomize
