we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
Someone left a beer in front of your door...there's a note with it that says "peace offering"
Can we have a celebratory fuck now that the lockout is over?
You're the best girlfriend ever.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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