Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
You made out with two different species that night
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
My dad lost his bandaid somewhere in the turkey. It was a mixture of thanksgiving and an Easter egg hunt
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
Randomize
