carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
where am i from again
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
I almost had to fight a bird, and you know how scared I am of birds. It found that Percocet that I lost in the grass last week, I threw out my back when I launched myself at that little fucker.
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
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