and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
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