doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
Pls don't use the words alligator, purple, and sperm in the same sentence ever again.
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
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