I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
I have carpet burn on my ass, I'm rethinking my decisions last night.
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
Randomize
