Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
Even my vagina gasped.
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
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