I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
Flight got cancelled. Stayed in the same hotel as the flight crew so now I can cross Sex with Pilot off the bucket list
He regularly flies into DC, so I’m going to sign him up for my Frequent Flyer program!
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
then he said the sex was mediocre and that it was because of me. and that we could try again tomorrow.
it was 100% mediocre because of him, and we will 100% not be trying again tomorrow.
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