My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
I puked in a mailbox on the way back from your house.
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
There was a lot of him and a little penis
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
Hey just to warn you theres a really fat guy passed out in front of our front door snoring. Don't touch him, he's in god's hands now.
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
We didn't talk. I watched you drop an egg on the floor. And watched you praise your haunted broom.
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
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