I like to think it a success when the cops are called
my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
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its like you know when i get waxed
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