I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
Good morning! So would you prefer me to show up kind of late or on time but looking like I got chewed up and spat out by an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
Dude, I'm telling you, date younger. He brought pizza, made me squirt twice, and then left to immediately go to brunch with his mom.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
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