If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
You tried to put a condom on my dog, then he ate it.
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
Note to Self: Never again eat a weed brownie by yourself two hours before a tornado warning in your exact location.
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
You know what sucks about being drunk at 4 pm? Not a god damn thing.
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
Randomize
