I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
we're making bets on your personal life
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
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