yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
my boobs are a 3G dead zone. as soon as i take my phone out of my bra, it has a signal again.
If I had a nickel for every time somebody called me a bad person I would have enough money to check into rehab
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
I feel like this is the moment of high where you have to write these texts down to remember to text them and feel that somehow this is important to the continuity of the world.
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
Sexting is killing my work productivity but it's okay because I'm self-employed
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
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