bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
i can't believe i had my finger in that
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
I was barred out and drunk as fuck locked out at 3am in my Indian costume. It was literally freezing outside. I laid down on the concrete and made a bonfire with dry leaves. Then proceeded to ask.the.bonfire nicely to "please dont go out". Drunk me went strait up survival mode.
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
Somehow I've got the party rigged to where I get a foot massage every time someone wants a beer out of the fridge. Hellz yeah
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
if anyone breaks out the olive oil & slip n slide, text me 911.
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