shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
I have an empty apartment, Chinese food, and fresh batteries in my vibrator. There's nothing on this earth that could lure me out tonight.
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
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