No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
Dude this girl just said she'd take me to pleasure town while giving me head
Will Ferrell is probably jerking himself off somewhere wishing he was you
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
Uhh... I think I meant "Be proud, I'm taking shots before my public speaking test." "Coffee and vodka is not good" and "Also, I'm giving blood drunk."
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
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