Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Apparently mediocre decisions were made last night. I woke up alone in my own bed with my fridge defrosted.
And I didn't go to bed alone. I am buckets of fail.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
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