When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
You fell asleep mid BJ last night. I put your pants back on you. My ego is pretty bruised this morning.
i told him my stretch marks were scars from a jellyfish sting........he totally bought it
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
Who shows up to work two weeks ago still drunk and freshly high on blow and gets a promotion and a raise? This girl. Good at business. Super good at being fucked up.
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
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