On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
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