Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
Sooo, my mother is snoring, my ex is sexting me, the guy I'm having an affair with is sending me dick pics, and all I want to do is sleep!
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
Just woke up to the cat unconscious on my stomach, his face between my tits, purring to bring down the walls. I'm endeared and horrified at the same time.
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