i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
Randomize
