? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
God that barista is texting me bout his life like i care i mean dude just hook me up with free coffee thats why i gave you my number
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
He broke up with me because "we're at different points in our lives" I think it's because he saw a drag queen with their hand halfway down my pants
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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