Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
I'll bet she douches with gravy.
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
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