sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
I know this is weird, but can you ask your girlfriend if she has my mailbox?
Seriously?
100%
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
I was about to share my drunken story from the weekend, but two friends getting married and one finding out she's pregnant makes Saturday in jail look a little suspect.
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
All I recall is being at the strip club doing dark rum shots and then puking a question mark on the wall above the garbage can in the men's room and having diarrhea in the sink. 6th drunkest I've ever been without blacking out.
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