he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
I take back everything I said about communal showers
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
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