Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
So I was bartending last night and this guy w/ his gf said that he recognized me, so I asked him, "do you watch a lot of gay porn?"
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
If you ever insult pizza rolls again, I will dragon kick you in the throat
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
I spent last night dying strippers pubes green and landscaping shamrocks. That is why hands look like I squashed a leprechaun.
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
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