I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I’m once again drinking at eight am on a Sunday in my tutu. This garment is literally my best purchase ever.
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
how to cook rice: 1. put random amount of rice and water in a pot 2. have sex on the kitchen floor. when you are done having sex the rice is ready
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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