I heard we made out
you were so high you spent the rest of the night smelling pepper to prove you can sneeze with your eyes open
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
I wasn't going to drink tonight, but was reminded this is the anniversary of prohibition being repealed. If I don't, then I am against my profession of bartending and anti-American, right?
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
Randomize
