i had the deer in headlights look when she walked in and i was digging in her hamper
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
i finally decided to cut him off after he he looked me dead in the eyes and said "how have i been inside you for the past twenty minutes when my pants are still on?"
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
I have peed in a lot of sinks
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