Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
Sweating vodka and spray tan, I feel like a trophy wife.
How did you get him out of the shower last time?
Order Taco Bell and leave a trail of burritos leading to his bed.
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
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