I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
Accidentally peeing a little on the couch in the middle of a sneeze is way different from railing a random on our waffle counter. I am the better roommate.
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
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