Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
You look me right in the eyes and yelled "By the power of the superglue beer sword, I designate you my driver!" I almost felt honored.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
All of the texts in my phone just say "BEER". I woke up with glowsticks on my arm. What happened last night?
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
Randomize
