I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
when "blow-job jen" drunk dials you at 3 in the morning, you answer
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
My contribution to the dinner party was a bottle of vodka and a bag of uncooked potatoes. I felt like a Russian serf.
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
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