This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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