Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
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